Roar.

 

 

 

Whatever floats your boat.

 

Don't Interupt me when I'm talking to myself.

 

I live in my own world, they know me here, and the world revolves around me.

 

I'm Sotally Tober.

 

I'm not as think as you dumb I am.

 

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

 

Huked un foniks werkd fer mah, cantcha tel.

 

I swear to drunk officer I'm not GOD.

 

Hanging from the ceiling life's a mobile spinning around with mixed feelings crazy and wild.

 

A good friend will bail you outta jail, your BEST FRIEND will be sitting beside you saying "THAT...WAS...AWESOME."

 

Too much pressure, too many flaws, too many prisons, too many laws. Too much pressure we all gonna crack society rocks while the rich get fat.

 

God made elks, God made deers, God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS.

 

It's only funny till someone gets hurt... Than it's Hilarious.

 

At my age "Gettin Lucky" is finding my car in a parking lot.

 

I can only be nice to one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomarrow doesn't look good either.

 

I see dumb people.

 

Definition of eternity- four blondes at a four way stop.

 

Lifes a garden... Dig it.

 

Be sexy, be true, be wild, be you.

 

Some people are such annoying freaks of nature.

 

Yesterday is history. Tomarrow is a mystery.Todays a gift, thats why they call it a present.

 

I am only blonde by heart. You are entirely.

 

A small mind and a big mouth are usually found in the same place.

 

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

 

I N V U 4 U R A Q T

 

It does not matter how much money a family has, if there is a lot of love in a home, that family is richer than any millionare will ever be.

 

It's ok to fail, but it's not ok to give up.

 

The truth is the quickest and easiest way out of trouble.

 

It's never too late to say you're sorry.

 

Someone is always better than you in one thing, but you are always better than them in something else.

 

Trust is the most valuable thing you will learn.

 

You will never be happy if all the things you think about is things you don't have.

 

It is good to recieve compliments, but it is better to give them.

 

It's tough to be a kid, but it's tougher to be a good kid.

 

I met this kid named Loui Lou who thought he could fuck with this voodoo, so i turned his head into a lima bean and flicked it off his shoulders.

 

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, Life is short, So party we must.

 

You can't always be your best, but you can always try your best.

 

It's better to look back and say atleast I tried my hardest than to look back and say if only.

 

If you believe in yourself any thing is possible.

 

Today is one of a kind and will only happen once, so make it great.

 

Childhood is not a preperation for life it is life.

 

When your dreams turn to dust...vaccum.

 

God made men first because you always have a rough draft before a final masterpiece.

 

You can't change your past, but you can make choices for the future.

 

Remember only users lose drugs.

 

The more mistakes I make the smarter I get.

 

Someone always needs help.

 

In all the countries I've been to, everyone understands a smile.

 

Guests is just another word for "Cleaning."

 

Life was so much easier when your close didn't have to match and guys had cooties.

 

Smiles are wonderous things, you can give them out for eternity, and always have one left for yourself.

 

You always have time for someone you care for.

 

You can't push away your conscience.

 

There are few things that music, honesty, time, ice cream, forgiveness, or a hug won't heal.

 

Two words guys hate... Don't and Stop... unless you put them together.

 

"NO OFFICER THERES NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM."